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I couldn’t help myself [Insp by this post]

captainjaymerica:

I am a butt scientist. An asstronomer if you will.

ippus:

LoL: Tengen Toppa Vi and Caitlyn by ippus
Oh right, forgot lol. HI TUMBLR.

ippus:

LoL: Tengen Toppa Vi and Caitlyn by ippus

Oh right, forgot lol. HI TUMBLR.

at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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mydrunkkitchen:

montagemode:

roachpatrol:

oliviawhen:

A solid way to accept someone’s feelings.

i’m gonna die still laughing at this

I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so

My method

sarcastic-posts:

*hides good snacks from family members*

de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

ruinedchildhood:

The new Disney intro looks great.

11 hours ago128,535 plays

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

germanystuck:

the worst feeling is when one of your friends brings up a kink that you kinda like but then they’re like “IDK WHY PEOPLE LIKE THAT SORT OF THING THAT’S WEIRD” and you just (sweats quietly)

after-crisis:

When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. "For Noah- Dad"

his donation was once his child’s allowance.

I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.